~FiendishMax

a vampire, or a victim?
-Y/N/It depends on who's around

I have no idea what possessed me to use that, but given that my alternative was Moroccan trip-hop or the start of David Watts you're all probably lucky that I did.

Now after my long sojourn in the grave, or as some would have it, 'outside' I return to dA to find that not only is putting things back up (yay!) but some heartless person has "tagged" me. So lets get this over with.

Six weird things about me, I'll try to make them original.

- I am allergic to the following weird things (among others): onions, hair dye and allergy medication.

- Continuing the list theme, I have scars from the following things: Knife, Oven burn, Henna burn, Squashed aluminium can with the end ripped used as an improvised weapon, the fingernails of three different people (in two different contexts), Tree branch (on my eyelid).

- I have not eaten a vegetable in its natural form in the last sixteen years, I compensate for this with judicious use of fruit.

- I have had the first verse of Guantanamo Bay by Eddie Perfect stuck in my head for days, and have been too scrambled to drive it out by my usual means.

- I will be unable to do anything strenuous for the month of September, this marks my longest time without martial arts training or practice since I was eleven.

- I'm prone to the occasional auditory/visual hallucination, particularly when stressed. Nothing too weird, but enough to get in the way.